Welcome to my secret identity.

My name is Li Richards—which is a complete lie.

Why hide behind a fake identity? Simple: I'm a coward.

I don't handle criticism well, and more importantly, I write about topics that would get me grounded by my mom until I'm 60. This site is my anonymous playground—a place where I can spew unfiltered takes without having to face real-life consequences.

Here's the deal with this site:

• Zero consistency: My opinions flip-flop the second someone presents a better argument. I'm not a rock; I'm gender-fluid with internet access.
• Zero structure: I write about whatever I want. One day it's fiction, the next day it's a non-fiction rant about something totally unrelated.
• Zero personal information: The only true fact you will get out of me is that I am from Papua New Guinea. That's it. Gender? Age? Identity? Not telling.

If you happen to know who I am in real life, keep your mouth shut. My dad doesn't even know this site exists, and he still thinks I'm a productive member of society. Protect a brother (or sister, or whatever).

Anyway, enough talking about my pronouns. Read my essays, buy my books, and fund my anonymous lifestyle.

— Li Richards
Gender-fluid wannabe author